“Dead Broke Genius” Eco Tote Bag

Because enlightenment doesn’t come with a direct deposit.
The Dead Broke Genius tote is your new go-to for lugging around unpaid invoices, creative burnout, and the occasional overpriced matcha.
🧘 Skeleton in meditation pose, laptops open, money burning, surrounded by chaos — just like your inbox.
100% organic cotton
16” x 14.5” x 5” – fits laptops, sketchpads, delusions of grandeur
Durable, eco-friendly, and ethically made
Print on one side (screen-style retro finish)
🔥 For the artists who live off ambition and...vibes.

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

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